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Joke of the Day

"My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy."

"How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey? He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out."

"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all the green cards."

"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"

"Give a dog a bone and he'll be like, ""Oh wow, I love these, thanks"" Teach a dog to bone and he'll be like, ""dude, I got this"""

"Why r/Jokes has too much tiny jokes? Thus you can move on to the next one faster"

"Guy told me I have ""Bambi eyes""...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother."

"What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn? A garden Jose."

"What's the difference between ten black dicks and a black joke? (offensive) A black woman can't take a black joke."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."