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Joke of the Day

"Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven? If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!"

"My chest hair connected with connected with my armpit My hair is really going places"

"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."

"why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here"

"Why do republicans hate math? They were never comfortable with integration."

"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."

"What do Mexicans cut their pizzas with? Little Caesars"

"How does god receive prayers? knee-mail"

"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? The sock under my bed."

"I drank too much water I'm going to pee for it later."