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Joke of the Day

"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."

"What's concurrency? Fake money they use in prisons."

"Boss:I need you to do something for me... Me:what? Boss:go on the jobcentre website and look for another job"

"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do, it's my ankle."

"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"

"My girlfriend wants to be in a long distance relationship, according to this restraining order."

"""Nobody wants to hear about pooping"" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong."

"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."

"A paraplegic gets hired to play a lead role in a horror film The Silence of The Limbs"

"Yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products wit a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm"