192011
Joke of the Day
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH"
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"Nothing's louder than a quiet bathroom."
"Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too."
"A new Zealand joke Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses? They saw what happened to the sheep"
"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"
"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security."
"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"
"My wife told me to stop singing Oasis And I said *maybe*...."
"Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: What a fucking coincidence!"