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Joke of the Day

"What do Mexicans cut their pizzas with? Little Caesars"

"Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)"

"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."

"I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"

"I tried to give myself a sex change but I couldn't quite pull it off."

"What's the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day"

"Today I told my girlfriend she should really join Reddit cause... We'd be on the same page."

"At what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tenish."

"Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ""I am beautiful"", which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense."