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Joke of the Day
"How does god receive prayers? knee-mail"
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"I hate my dodgy household appliances... My hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows."
"A magnet walked into a bar. It stuck."
"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun says, ""Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"""
"Do you know the story of Flap Flap The Giraffe? Flap Flap The Giraffe was walking around the savannah, when a helicopter came in to land. The giraffe looked up, and then :::flap flap::: the giraffe!"
"Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: ""Not always the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist"
"""Haha"" - me when I don't understand the reference"
"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."
"Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend."
"PMS jokes are not funny period."