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Joke of the Day

"why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here"

"What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !"

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"

"A dad walks in on his son watching porn. The son says, ""Well, at least you know I'm straight, dad."" The dad says, ""Not after tonight, son."""

"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"

"Two blondes are standing in opposite sides of the river. One yells: - HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SHORE?! The other answers: - YOU ARE IN THE OTHER SHORE!"

"What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise? Calf Raises."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !"

"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."