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Joke of the Day

"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? The sock under my bed."

"My Muslim girlfriend broke up with me the other day. She'll come to regret it. She just doesn't know what jihad."

"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."

"If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it."

"Stevie Wonder is a genius! He has such an eye for detail"

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame."

"If you still had hope for kids today, a teenager in a bookstore pointed to a book title and asked me if it was about World War Two or Eleven"

"Remember Doodle-Bob from Spongebob? So do I, guy was Sketchy as hell."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cabinet."