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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."

"Jesus walks into a bar ""Just 12 waters please"", while winking at his disciples."

"So I heard Tiger Woods changed his name.. To Cheetah"

"It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!"

"If I had a quarter for every time a homeless person asked me for change I still wouldn't give him any"

"Free Tip: If a prostitute has nice teeth and carries a purse, she's a cop."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar...... followed by batman!.... Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"

"What kind of bees are sometimes filled with milk? BOO-BEES! (boobies)"

"I love you guys with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger."

"I killed a girl who posted too many selfies.I think i can claim selfie-defence."