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Joke of the Day
"Jesus walks into a bar ""Just 12 waters please"", while winking at his disciples."
Next Joke
"Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty"
"I measure how hard I'm working by whether I feel compelled to close my eyes and nap while sitting on the toilet."
"Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals? Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away."
"Sex is like pizza. My wife won't let me have it until I lose weight."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop."
"I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them."
"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."
"Following my vasectomy my urologist told me to return with a sample after I had ejaculated 40 times Ok Doc. See you tomorrow morning!"
"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."