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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks into a bar ""Just 12 waters please"", while winking at his disciples."

"Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"People complain when my baby is crying and then they complain when I stuff her in the overhead bin, MAKE UP YOUR GD MINDS"

"Is bb-8 hungry? No, BB-8."

"I'll have an Italian BMT on Cheddar bread with everything but lettuce. A squirt of mayo and yellow mustard too please. Oops. Wrong sub."

"Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."

"I imagine if I had a job doing manual labor, I'd be in great shape. Then I do 15 minutes of manual labor and reality comes back into focus."

"All men are idiots...and I married their king."

"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"Guys, you should really try removing the key above enter on your keyboard. Trust me, you'll never go back"