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Joke of the Day
"I love you guys with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger."
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"Linguistic studies have shown results about drivers of east asian cars... It is proven that a large number of Hyundai owners have an accent."
"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA!"
"A priest ,a rabbi and a homeless man walk into a bar.. The homeless man order a beer while the rabbi and priest do jager bombs . Who's gonna pick up the tab?"
"All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream"
"[car dealership] ""it's just like walking, except now you have to move your mass AND this 2,000lb vehicle."" fred flintstone: i'll take it!"
"I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free."
"Why is Edward still in Russia? Because he is Snowd*en*"
"Why are redditors bad stand-up comedians? Because they'll just tell the crowd that the real joke's in the comments."
"When I see someone has 1,500 followers on twitter, I think ""that person must b funny"". 1,500 friends on FB ""that person is batshit crazy"""