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Joke of the Day

"If I had a quarter for every time a homeless person asked me for change I still wouldn't give him any"

"I asked my wife if she wanted me to do anything from Fifty Shades of Gray. She said yes - be handsome and make a billion dollars."

"Sex is a misdemeanor.. De more I miss, de meanor I get."

"Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's? Because we call men's studies history."

"I use to have a job working in an elevator... it had its ups and downs"

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"

"How do redditors get their water? From a well, actually"

"My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, ""it goes by so fast."""

"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"

"Every joke about reddits mods [removed]"