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Joke of the Day

"If I had a quarter for every time a homeless person asked me for change I still wouldn't give him any"

"Just finished leg day with my new trainer and now I need to replace the stairs in my house with an elevator. Or shower in the kitchen sink?"

"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."

"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""

"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."

"My girlfriend just introduced me to the parents. As if I've never met my own mum and dad before."

"You're a narcissist. A bet you thought this thread was about you."

"Reddit creates a joke. Ill start with one word and comment to create a joke in order. One"

"*Involved in high speed chase* *Uses turn signals*"

"*reads online that you should befriend your coworkers with some water cooler talk* ME (to coworker): So, are you into water coolers?"