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Joke of the Day

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar...... followed by batman!.... Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"

"Do vegetarian cops... ....go on stakeouts?"

"I went on a date with a girl in a wheelchair... I stood her up, and thats when she fell for me, now were on a roll, I just have to figure out how to ramp it up in the bedroom."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom"

"I'm always suspicious of stairs. They're usually up to something."

"What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono"

"What is a racists favorite Disney film? 101 Damn'Asians."

"DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*"

"You're a narcissist. A bet you thought this thread was about you."