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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees are sometimes filled with milk? BOO-BEES! (boobies)"
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"Pregnancy test that says, ""Your cart has 1 item in it"""
"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club today But it flopped and nobody came."
"It's easy to be with my family because we have so much in common. Like, we all love to look at our phones!!"
"My girlfriend and I are both feminists But I'm better since I'm a guy"
"What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite? Funicula"
"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""
"My performance as ""guy who acts disgusted when wife says our recently divorced neighbor is dating a 23 year old"" is getting early Emmy buzz."
"If I could be any enzyme It would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
"A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen. Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first."