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Joke of the Day

"It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!"

"Im tired of the movies, I miss the Transformers cartoon. That's when Optimus was in his prime"

"What's the opposite of drunken noodles? Soba noodles!"

"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."

"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."

"DOCTOR: Here's some medicine, for your well-being. GUY WHO HAS SOMEONE CAPTIVE IN HIS WELL: *thinking* How does he know about the Well Being"

"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"

"What about ""BusinessMyspace""? Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about ""LinkedIn""?"

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam"

"Victoria's Secret recently invented a bra that contains Bluetooth speakers ... ... because so many women had complained that men stare at their breasts instead of listening to them."