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"Reddit, what are some of your best Special Olympics jokes? NSFW"
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"How to cure affluenza? Introduce him to Warhammer."
"Hmm. Nissan Altima TV commercial boasts NASA inspired zero-gravity seats. But if you're in zero gravity, you don't need seats"
"MySpace got old. Facebook got old. Now Twitter is getting old. What next? Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life."
"The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it"
"Mustaches: they're growing on you."
"How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, or two? One, or two?"
"What do a pizza guy and a gynecology have in common? They can both smell it but cant eat it."
"Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry."
"ELI5: with the recent outbreak of Ebola why hasn't Madagascar sealed it's borders yet?"