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Joke of the Day

"How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, or two? One, or two?"

"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler I'm so sorry..."

"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"

"I made a Pokemon team based around paralyzing my opponents. I'm a firm believer that there is strength in numbers."

"Listen. I may be a nerd, but I have had sex. Just ask my wife. (Please don't ask my wife.)"

"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"

"-THAR SHE BLOWS *she stops* Does he REALLY have to be in here? ""My seeing-eye pirate? Yes"" But this is so intima- ""Fill the balloons, Susan"""

"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common? dead walkers"

"Me: ""Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"" Me: ""No."""