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Joke of the Day
"What do a pizza guy and a gynecology have in common? They can both smell it but cant eat it."
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"""I can't log in."" -grandmas"
"Dark humor is like food... Some people don't get it."
"What do soybeans call their mother? Edamame."
"What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks."
"I knew a woman who was very liberal with her kids. She had them aborted."
"What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy."
"Tragedy strikes us today as a local ""Caution Tape"" factory explodes, leaving officials unsure how to properly barricade the area"
"Pitbull: Hey, what rhymes with ""Kodak""? Nicki Minaj: ""Kodak"", duh... Pitbull: Thanks!"