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Joke of the Day
"Mustaches: they're growing on you."
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"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Just taught my 15 year old German Shepard to play dead! Cocky bastard is trying to set a record too! Been that way for eight hours now..."
"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."
"Didn't will.i.am once say he was going to make a car? well.he.isn't"
"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"
"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."
"Yo momma is so fat... When she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"A husband and wife are getting married.... Minister: And now your wedding vows Groom: A E I O U Bride: Omg do u ever take anything seriously? Groom: sometimes....why?"
"*hears your text message notification beep* *constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*"
"Sorry, this joke's a repeat.. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out"