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Joke of the Day

"The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it"

"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"

"NRA member: I've got guns. I'm in charge. Me: That's nice. I've got bubonic plague - ""cough, cough"" - now you do, too. I win."

"What did the cannibal do After he dumped his girlfriend Wipe his arse"

"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"

"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2."

"Subway Did you use to work at subway, because you just gave me a foot-long."

"I found this place online that sells authentic moon rocks. The rocks themselves are really cheap, but the shipping is a bitch."

"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."

"I have a chest cold, or, as they used to call it in the 17th Century, four days to live."