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Joke of the Day
"How to cure affluenza? Introduce him to Warhammer."
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"What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade."
"Conductor do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not on my salary!"
"*walks into the hottest restaurant w/out a reservation* We're fully booked ""Ahem, I'm Yelp reviewer TURDBONER69"" Sorry sir right this way"
"Did you hear about the woman who's addicted to lipstick? It's so crazy, it's something nobody could makeup!"
"How do the Chinese vote? With their erections."
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up."
"So Brazil at the World Cup..."
"Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital? A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude."
"How can you tell your roommate is of the gay? His dick tastes like shit"