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Joke of the Day

"Republicans say it's raining; Democrats say it's sunny. Rather than go outside and see for themselves, the media reports the controversy."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you next Friday."

"What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer? ""Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"""

"You now that fucker that always needs to have the last word? He is called Edit."

"I'm glad the unbelievably loud teenagers on this flight are all white so I can hate them."

"What's up? the ceiling"

"Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !"

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."

"It's been a while since I partied... Yeah, I can't even remember the last time I blacked out."

"Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we're all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his."