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Joke of the Day

"An Eskimo's lover leans in close and says.. ""baby, kiss me."" The Eskimo leans forward, shakes his head, and says ""no""."

"I try to have garage sales but as soon as anyone shows a slight interest in something I take it back into the house & look at it with pride."

"How do you make a cat go woof? Paraffin and matches."

"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"

"I wanted to get a second dog to keep my dog company. I asked my dog if he wanted me to bring him a male dog or a female dog. He replied... ""Bitch, please""."

"I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"

"I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car."

"Donald Trumps favorite movie is E. T. Because the fucking alien went back home!"

"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."

"One time, at this party... I went to get a drink and there was no punch line."