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Joke of the Day

"Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !"

"How much cum does a gay guy have? A butt load."

"[If my dog could talk] DUDE, IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS. I GET IT. I'M A GOOD BOY"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today!"

"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."

"Why did the toast drop his ice-cream? He had butterfingers!"

"I took a Holocaust class in college. Instead of A's the professor gave out gold stars."

"Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security."

"Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? Because he was on the lam."

"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"