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Joke of the Day

"In my class today a feminist announced ""I don't think anything is gender based."" I replied ""Not true, genitalia is gender based."" Checkmate."

"How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns."

"""Tell me about yourself"" Well, I'm a Canadian- ""Oh yeah? Tell me a joke funnyman"""

"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."

"Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator."

"How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"Awkward If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them."

"Did you hear about what the medics found on Paul Walker's radio? His face."

"I do shrugs at the gym with like 400 pounds just to show everyone how hard I don't care."