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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
Next Joke
"Do you ever wake up, look yourself in the mirror and say, ""My God, I look like a pillow"" ? If so, that's not a mirror - it's your pillow."
"If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater."
"Is that gluten free? You mean Kosher for Passover, right?"
"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V ""Tuesday"""
"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."
"What do you call a half gay man? A semicolon."
"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."
"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""