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Joke of the Day

"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."

"Why do most men die before their wives? Because they want to"

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"

"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"

"A man walks up to god and asks him, ""Are you a ladies man?"" God replies: ""I'm a soul man."""

"There was a groping incident at work. I apologized but they fired me anyways."

"The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff"

"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks I'll never part with it !"

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I shoulda cooked it at aloha temperature."

"I was gonna make a good science joke But all the good ones argon"