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Joke of the Day

"How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns."

"I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza Too cheesy for me though"

"What is something that you can never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner."

"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"

"What does r/The_Donald call its rule list? The MAGA Carta"

"""Look who comes crawling back to apologize."" ""I am so sorry, can I please have my wheelchair back now?"""

"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."

"What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime? Naruto."

"What's the hardest thing about a burning orphanage? My dick."

"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... ""Five beers please."""