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Joke of the Day

"""Tell me about yourself"" Well, I'm a Canadian- ""Oh yeah? Tell me a joke funnyman"""

"If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs... In the end, there can only be Juan."

"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"

"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"

"What do you call a Muslim with a piece of ham on his head Hamed... What do you call one with two pieces of ham on his head Morhamed"

"How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch. She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4."

"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery... I've had it up to here with them."

"I've been calling my wife ""honey"" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name."