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Joke of the Day
"I do shrugs at the gym with like 400 pounds just to show everyone how hard I don't care."
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"Why don't the Amish waterski? The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH"
"What does being questioned by interpol have in common with cunnilingus? One slip of the tongue and you're in the shit"
"Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is."
"adult coping mechanisms: drinking, Netflix, pretending nothing's wrong"
"What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden"
"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To complete the joke."
"What do Reddit and Duke University have in common? They're both full of blue devs."
"FYI Don't make snow angels in a dog park."