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Joke of the Day
"Awkward If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them."
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"Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My dick."
"Woman jokes aren't funny, period."
"I'm at an age where I don't spring into action. I dead of winter into action."
"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"
"Bill Cosby likes his women like he doesn't like his computer Not responding."
"VA Nurse joke What is the difference between a VA nurse and a bullet? * A bullet can draw blood * A bullet can be fired * A bullet can only kill one person"
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."
"What do you call a threesome? Q: What do you call a threesome with a man and two women? A: *Fucking awesome.* Q: What do you call a threesome with a woman and two men? A: *Gay sex with a witness.*"
"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!"