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Joke of the Day
"What is an Arkansas virgin? A girl who can run faster than her brothers."
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"H: Is there anything new you want to try in bed? M: Actually... *stretches out alone in bed, sleeps for 8 hours* M: That was amazing."
"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."
"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time"
"Good cop: I get it. You wanted an easy way out. Laptop: Please update Adobe."
"A hobbit walks into a bar It was very low down."
"How do you know that your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."
"Did you guys hear about the gay truckers? They traded loads"
"Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape."
"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."