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"If you are an option, you are also an idiot"
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"Two prime numbers stayed married for life. They couldn't be divided"
"What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!"
"Whenever I have trouble getting out of a hot shower, I simply count down from 100. Today I got to -634."
"Jew joke What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? They don't scream when you put them in a oven!"
"A man visits the doctor... ...who says to him ""*Okay, Sir, I think you're going to have to stop masterbating""* *""But why, Doc?*"" the man replies. ""*Because this is the waiting room*""."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous"
"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."
"COWORKER: how old is our boss? ME: cut him in half & count the rings CW: doesn't that only work on trees? ME: *over chainsaw noises* HE'S 38"
"Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office."