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Joke of the Day

"A man visits the doctor... ...who says to him ""*Okay, Sir, I think you're going to have to stop masterbating""* *""But why, Doc?*"" the man replies. ""*Because this is the waiting room*""."

"On your first day of prison, go up to the biggest, scariest guy there, and ask him ""Have you heard of updog?"""

"British sense of humour"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection"

"Why did the scientist study soda? Because he was a physicist."

"A straight rooster says ""coco doodle doo"", a gay rooster says... ANY COCKLEDOO!"

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense."

"How do you know the blind exist... if they've never been sighted?"

"What does music have to do with safety? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."