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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous"

"Did you get a haircut? No. I got all of them cut."

"You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids."

"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too."

"Most people have a schlong You have a schlort"

"This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes. I'm pretty sure ""God"" is trying to kill him."

"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""

"I went to a zoo where the only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu"

"How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan? ... Take their little stones and brooms away!"

"Do you know what the difference is between patronising and condescending? Condescending is where you talk down to someone. Don't you worry your pretty little head about it though."