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Joke of the Day
"It makes sense to buy Automatic Cars, because they cost an arm and a leg."
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"What airline allows you to pee in cruise? Wizz Air"
"Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car."
"I got 99 problems and the bitch heard me call her a bitch so now I have 100."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch"
"My grandpa may be having trouble with his memory, but he still has a great sense of humor. He just told me this one: Why was the broom late for work? Because 7,8,9"
"My girlfriend told me I'm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!"
"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"
"NARRATOR: Here we see the gentle reindeer gamboling in the woods... DASHER: [pushing stack of Xmas cookies] Raise NARRATOR: I SAID GAMBOLING"
"I finally made something of myself It's a wad of hair and ear wax and snot sitting in the garbage can."