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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular red wine?? We want our land back!!"
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"What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist? He is risen."
"Recycling Adult Toys ""One man's trash is another man's pleasure!"""
"I don't want to just eat Olive Garden. I want to eat OLIVE it."
"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"
"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."
"I rode a horse today. In other words, I had sex with Sara Jessica Parker"
"If you take meat from a calf... ... it could either be veal or below-knee."
"I'm not afraid of death, so much as I am of dying! I wanna die how my father died, peacefully in his sleep, not like his screaming terrified passengers! *Gotham, Mondays on Fox*"
"I was going to drive to the shop to pick up some guacamole... ....but I don't avocado."