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Joke of the Day

"I'm not afraid of death, so much as I am of dying! I wanna die how my father died, peacefully in his sleep, not like his screaming terrified passengers! *Gotham, Mondays on Fox*"

"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""

"How do you describe every gf in one word? K"

"So a masochist meets a sadist... The masochist yells out ""HIT ME! HIT ME!"" The sadist smiles, looks at him and says ""no."""

"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"

"A black guy and a jewish guy jump off a building, who lands first? who cares."

"Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's? They didn't speak sine language."

"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""

"A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked ""Mommy, are these my brains?"" Mom said, ""Not yet, honey."""

"What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people? Dad."