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Joke of the Day
"What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist? He is risen."
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"When I play poker, it turns out a lot like when I poop when there's no toilet paper... I get shit hands"
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"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"
"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."
"[creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You...spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh...make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm...eat marbles"
"[news anchor] ""Up next, can more sex lead to a healthier & happier-"" *wife changes channel*"
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"I like my beer how I like my violence. Domestic."