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Joke of the Day

"I was going to drive to the shop to pick up some guacamole... ....but I don't avocado."

"Local humor How can you tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."

"*stops by new neighbor* Welcome, I brought you a cake! -Wow, thank you! You know, you didn't have to do that! Oh, ok. *walks away with cake*"

"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."

"too soon? Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11! 9/11 who? So much for ""NEVER FORGET"""

"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."

"Two Irish guys walk out of a bar."

"MAST JOKES: I was fall from 4th floor http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/i-was-fall-from-4th-floor.html#.UQasZ2fq90Q.reddit"

"I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll."