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Joke of the Day

"Recycling Adult Toys ""One man's trash is another man's pleasure!"""

"How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head? If it's red on top, fire in the hole."

"There's 3 ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it."

"Whenever I cut a zucchini I like to pretend that I'm the Hulk's rabbi."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face."

"I masturbated so good last night That i woke up to find my dick making breakfast"

"What do midgets and dwarfs have in common? Just a little"

"I'm a theist I would be atheist, but I left a space for God."

"What was the difference between C# and VB About 6 months."

"Guy: girl are you a newspaper? Girl: no why? Guy: because there's a new issue with you every fucking day."