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Joke of the Day

"Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, ""Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."" ""No,"" said the wife angrily. ""Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"""

"What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit 'em, the more english they pick up."

"How come ambassadors never get sick? They have diplomatic immunity."

"Donald Trump sure likes making fun of boxing. What with all the lightweight insults"

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's Married"

"If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, tell her to send a selfie."

"A fly just blew up in my room I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs"

"Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children? With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it."

"My favorite band I don't normally say I have a favorite band, but if someone held a gun up to my head, I'd probably say The Killers."

"How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !"