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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children? With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it."

"Cemetery I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy behind a gravestone. I said ""Morning."" He replied, ""No, just taking a shit."""

"I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown."

"What did the sluts left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they never met."

"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."

"What is M. Night Shyamalan's favorite pastry? A cinema-n twist."

"Let's spend the rest of our next 5 to 7 years together."

"Two jews walk into a bar and buy it."

"I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership."

"Han Solo had a much cooler older brother called Drum"