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Joke of the Day

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died. Also; what is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"

"What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game? Cheat, cheat, cheat."

"Monday through Friday I have a friend who, Monday through Friday seems very strong, but Saturday and Sunday he's weekend."

"I was considering feeding Mr. Whiskers spicy food... ....But then I remembered that curry-osity killed the cat."

"My daughter kept begging me to get her a new toy, so I went to a store and got a bunch of lego for her To this day, I am surprised that the store accepts kids as payment"

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"What's the best part of living in Alabama? You don't live in Mississippi."

"Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."

"Why does Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexican pole jumpers can jump."

"That moment when it's Sunday and you have alzheimer And you're waiting so hard for the Sunday to come"