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"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's Married"
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"Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Title."
"What kind of poker do stoner cows play? High Steaks"
"I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing."
"Jesus can walk over water. I can walk over a cucumber. A cucumber exists of 90% water. This means I'm 90% Jesus."
"Two racist women were fighting on a subway.... the other woman said ""Go suck a big black albino dick""."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."
"The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired."