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Joke of the Day

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury."

"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"

"Why couldn't the lizard have any children? It had a reptile dysfunction!"

"What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey"

"Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music."

"That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself"

"A letter to Paul from the Corinthians: Hey sup Paul. This is the Corinthians. This is my new number"

"If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile"

"Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco."

"Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator? We have zero inclination."