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Joke of the Day
"Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco."
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"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman knew his parents before they were shot."
"When people ask if they can get me anything, I always ask for a jetpack."
"How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue."
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"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."
"What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (NSFW) You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway."
"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"
"When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair."