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Joke of the Day

"Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator? We have zero inclination."

"What's another name for the child sex offender registry? The pedo file."

"Why are mods the worst? [Removed]"

"That one day of fame on Facebook when it is your birthday."

"You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this"

"Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled: Never Gonna Give EU Up"

"Did I ever tell you about how I escaped from Iraq? Iran"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.... Let the down-votes ensue :)"

"Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight."

"What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter!"