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Joke of the Day

"Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music."

"The world is my oyster. Too expensive to enjoy every day."

"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Blind man on his virgin experience with a lady ""It was a shot in the dark"""

"Did you hear about the Mayweather X Pacquiao fight? The bout was declared a bore."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant... But then i changed my mind."

"""Welcome back, happy New Year!"" ""Thank you!"" ""Welcome!"" And that's the last time I'm taking Bollywood movie suggestions from my friends."

"Speed-dating, but it's just me going from table to table stealing fries from unsuspecting couples gazing longingly into each other's eyes"

"What do you call a furiously masturbating dinosaur? A Velocifapper."

"When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !"