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Joke of the Day

"Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music."

"I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. Buttfuck it."

"I am going to follow a random gang of drunk girls around the night club tonight, and just be in the background of all of their photos."

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If your good with grammar you'll get it."

"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"

"A man goes to the library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian stares at him for a while and then asks ""But who is going to bring it back?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us open up !"

"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."

"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"

"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."