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Joke of the Day

"A letter to Paul from the Corinthians: Hey sup Paul. This is the Corinthians. This is my new number"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 kept blowing up and starting on fire"

"If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit ""end"" on a call, I would have no friends."

"what room zombies and vampires can't enter? the living room."

"What did one dick say to the other dick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."

"Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?"

"A taxidermist was asked, ""So what do you do for a living?"" She replied, ""Oh you know... stuff."" - *From Tumblr.*"

"Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles."

"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins."

"""Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself."" -History"